Tonight I had the displeasure of watching Andre 3000 of OutKast make a complete ass of himself on Politically Incorrect. Decked in head to toe Ghetto Hee-Haw style – jeans, bow-tie and Minnie Pearl-esque hat – Andre was asked by Bill Maher what he thought about the treatment of Al Sharpton at the recent Operation Dumbo Drop Pt 2 otherwise known as the Democratic National Convention.

FYI – for those not riveted to their seats during the DNC by all the rousing (*yawn*) speeches – Sharpton was the best. He tore the roof off that sucka George Clinton style minus that awful burnt crack odor.

(Mr. Clinton, please stop hurting yourself.)

Sharpton’s speech was rousing…anyone who’s ever heard Al speak knows the deal. If the presidency could be secured by oratory skills alone – not to mention intelligence, compassion and political know how – then he would be pres for sure.

His speech was a little over time however, and pundits at the convention were making a huge deal out of the fact that Al, the one person who KO’d – if only for a blissful little while – the boring politician induced narcolepsy that was starting to grip the convention hall, went over his allotted time by about 14 minutes. Boo-fuckin-hoo. It’s not his fault white folks can be so dry it hurts!

Bill Maker also looked like a total asshole on his show tonight when he said something like “Al was on CPT.” CPT of course means “colored people’s time” to folks who are still white-washed enough to think that way. Shame on you Bill Maher, you ignorant fuck.

But back to Andre. So before Maher made his fuckhead “CPT” comment he was pressing Andre about what he thought about everyone at the convention making a big deal about Al going over time and Andre was basically like “Uh-huh…yeah…errrr…uh-huh-sho-nuff-Hay- Ya.”

He didn’t say shit.

I’m about to be completely out with his ass. First that shit with Erykah, then the Native Nations , now this! Naw, man. Naw.

The thing is, I think his ass was supposed to be on the show in the first place to talk about voting. Whatever. He didn’t say shit about shit and just wasted like thousands of dollars of airtime so everyone could check out his fancy duds and gaped open piehole out of which came not a damn thing.

Andre! Andre! What were you doing? How you gonna get on Politically Incorrect then choke when its time to represent? You looked high. You looked dumber than a mutherfucker. Go home and read How To get Stupid White Men Out Of Office.

Yo, the former Prime Minister of Canada (Kim Campbell) was on point tho. That chick is thorough. Tight with her (poli)tics and more sassy than a mutha-f too. Tonight’s show also featured Michael Moore, Ralph Nader, and two typical white republican assholes who were so boring I can’t remember their names.

Power to the (not boring) people.