This whole gay marriage debacle is a waste of time and taxpayer money. If two men or women or two of anything in this world can stand each other’s morning breath enough to want to smell it every morning, let ‘em have each other! Who gives a?

I care about this issue about as much as I care about where Jimmy Hoffa is.

A lot of people do care about this issue however. Usually uptight Christians, like these No Gay Marriage folks. These people even think allowing gay marriage will lead us down the proverbial “slippery slope” into polyamory, as if that doesn’t exist already in America. I get the whole “if gays marry that’ll corrupt the institution of marriage” argument, but are straight marriages in general pillars of morality? And according to this site Christians have the highest divorce rates.

Also, because so many young people of recent generations have grown up with sluts for moms and tricks for dads who trampled all over the tenets of marriage right in front of our young eyes, many of us don’t even think marriage is necessary anymore.

For the men out there, Nomarriage.com argues that fucking mid-priced whores twice per week is cheaper than marriage anyway. LOL!

So if gay people want to join the never-ending circus of fun that is marriage, why not? Here’s some interesting reading about Saints Sergius and Bacchus, who according to one historian were some early gay Christians who got married with Jesus as their best man.

I know many Black people who are against gay marriage. Most Black people I know don’t even use the word “gay” like the word itself is gonna bend them over and toss their salad or something. They’ll use “funny” instead. An old Southern term, as in — usually said in a whispered tone, by old Southern folk – “Have you heard about Miss Sadie’s son? I heard he funny.”