At MTVs VMA’s last night, halfheartedly dedicated to Michael Jackson as yet another tribute, Kanye West once again showed what must be an already chapped ass.

Taylor Swift comes out as a winner in the episode by showing restraint when I know she wanted to be like “Mother#$@! get the @#$%! off stage!” She looked like she was about to bust some tear drops. I was amazed at how she pulled herself together for the subway/street taxi top dancing sequence that occurred just eight or nine minutes later.

Later in the show, Beyonce, visibly shocked when the episode occurred -  whether it was fake or not – invites Taylor to the stage to finish her acceptance speech after winning the Video of the Year award (“Single Ladies” also won off camera for Best Choreography and Best Editing).

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Classy! I know her publicist was on the phone with her as soon as Kanye took the mic. Damage control like a mutha! MTV even tried to do the quick oops hope nobody saw that cutaway with the Tracy Morgan/Eminem skit but that shit flopped. Erybody saw that shit and it was foul.

I’d like to see someone mush Kanye’s ass one good time while he’s winning award and say “Nigga you don’t deserve that shit – get the fuck off stage!” One day it will happen, when rappers re-grow balls. I know he wouldn’t dare act like that if his mother was still alive. Dude needs counseling – pronto! The way he constantly acts out is indicative of deeper issues – like some sort of childhood abuse.

In other sidecar rider news, Lil Mama spontaneously took to the stage towards the end of Jay Z and Alicia Keys “Empire State of Mind” performance. She looked rather odd and out of place, even more so than usual. You at the gotdamn V.M.As. And that’s all you could pull out your closet to wear? Damn.

And no, this is not new footage of Jay Z beating on a Lil Mama backstage. It’s old footage of Jay beating on some woman who wanted to take his picture. Watch yourself Beyonce! Keep those ass kicking moves you learned in Obsessed sharp. They may come in handy one day.

BTW, Alicia looked thick as a mutha in her sparkly pants. I know Michael would approve. Shamon!