Break out the homemade eggnog, pin some mistletoe on your hat like my granny does (I swear the woman’s totally incorrigible!) and bust some moves to these funky Yuletime tunes.

These songs are my top 10 funky and funny Christmas songs — some funny, some funky, some both — in no particular order.

Some of the content in a few of these songs is bit ho ho ho-ey so they’re better suited for big elf parties, but a few of the songs are kid friendly.

This list is a mix of Christmas hip hop songs, Christmas funk and blues Songs and Christmas cartoon songs. If you have a favorite Christmas song that is funny, funky or both let me know! Ok here we go…

1. Beatbox Christmas aka What Happens When You Make Black People Take Care o’ Yo Kids for 400 years

2. James Brown – Soulful Christmas. JB cuts rugs into shreds. Owwww! Good God.

3. Snoop Dogg – Snoop Dogg Christmas (Explicit). I like this video more than the song, but the song is catchy too. LOL at the gay elf and David Hasselhoff in a Speedo.

4. Chingo Bells – Chingo Bling. I’m kinda digging his take on Run DMC’s classic, Christmas in Hollis. This one’s for my ese’s.

5. Albert King – Santa Claus Wants Some Lovin’

6. Santa Claus Go Straight to the Ghetto – James Brown from James Brown’s Funky Christmas

7. Spongebob Squarepants – Don’t Be a Jerk (It’s Christmas)

8. 2-Cent Christmas (The Ultimate Hip Hop Parody)

9. Back Door Santa, by the incomparable Clarence Carter. The opening seconds of this song might sound familiar to some of you.

10. Charles Brown – Please Come Home for Christmas, a classy tune I heard all the time this time of year when I was growing up. Grab a partner and do a drunken slow drag to this.

This post was inspired by Egon’s Have Yourself a Funky Little Christmas.

Here are more funky and funny Christmas songs. If there’s a Christmas song you think should be on this list let me know!

Take care of yourself and happy holidays! This post has been brought to you by my 30 Day Blogging Challenge.