Due to his various affairs Tiger Woods has just joined the ranks of several other black men who possibly threw their reputations, marriages, future endorsements and business deals away all for one thing: the almighty white pussehhh!

Here’s a list of some other famous names in the Tiger Club. Or should we call it the Cheetah Club? (thanks to @Rolanda for the cheetah reference!)

Ok. This is a long list. Damn these coons just love them same white cootch!

Up first: Michael Jordan.

ain’t no party like a white girl party cuz a white girl party don’t stop!
Next, we have the infamous black/white affair that almost got both participants beat down!

Twenty years ago when Ebony and Jet were still the main news sources for black people this story was all over the place.

Supposedly, Brenda Richie was so bad ass that she hunted down then husband Lionel, tracking him to an apartment – with his new white piece inside – and reportedly kicked in the damn door and proceeded to release 400 years of black woman fury on her ass! (Just search for “Brenda” on that page) Go Brenda!

It’s Lionel Ritchie yall…

with his um…lovely…ex or soon to be ex-wife

Richie’s white woman was a woman of great talent – when they met she was an 18 year old backup dancer at the 1984 Olympics! They are now either divorced or divorcing and she sued him for $300,000 in monthly support. Dang these white women know how to get paid! Gotta admire spunk.

Next up – our man OJ!

I think everyone knows how this story ended up. He met his  pretty young white thing at a club, where she was doing the mind stressing tasks of being a waitress. And hold your stuff about me picking on waitresses. I used to be one so I can talk, k?

in happier (and alive) times
Sometimes of course…black men don’t kill their white woman. The white woman kills them.

Meet our tragic exhibit 4 – Steve McNair, who coincidentally, also cheated with a white waitress.

cheating with a white woman’s all fun and games. until somebody pulls out a gun.

And of course, now there is our own beloved black but not really black man Tiger Woods.

But of course you’re black, Tiger! In fact, you are the blackest one of all these men, because you never looked twice at a black woman – you just went straight to what you have always perceived as the best thing a black man can ever own. Then another. And another. And some say there is even another. Damn Tiger, women aren’t M&M’s! Slow your roll!

Tiger Woods has mistresses for days. And days!

Joke break: What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Santa stops after three hos! ROTFL!!

What’s wrong with your wife Elin, Tiger Woods? That white baby sitter is the closet you ever came to a black woman without actually having to touch one! At least she had the verve to say “Fuck this!” and take it to your ass with a golf club.

Tiger, you just added a ton of weight to the racist theory that all black men want are two things: a white woman and a Cadillac!

Tiger Woods, you are a Cablinasian prick
There are no doubt many, many, many many many more black men who have stepped out with white women than the ones I’ve named here. So if you can think of a side-stepping negro I missed, feel free to add their names in the comments. But of course, in every story, there is another, deeper story. Because black men cannot force white women into affairs with them.

The real story here is how many white sluts are ready, eager and willing to fuck a black man!

Any black man. Married, single, crazy. Shoot, they don’t care.

But black women, we don’t have to be victims. We can act! We can step our game up!

There is a place for us, ladies! Trust me!

But first, I have some advice for my sistas.

If you want to compete with the white girls, and have all manner of men – white, black, asian, etc. – beating down your door to get next to you, you just you need to do one simple thing:

Start taking it up the ass!

Cause um…all real men love ass sex.

See yall tomorrow!